69 Impossible Things to Never, Ever Do - E-book - ePub

Inspired by works of Dadaism such as Grapefruit by Yoko Ono, 69 Impossible Things to Never, Ever Do is an absurd, witty, and soulful exploration of a myriad of topics, from the meaninglessness of life to lobster discos. As witty as it is sad, as outrageous as it is useless, the only rule is to never, ever do anything this poetry book recommends. Includes:  69 main-work poems  13 'extra' poems and short stories  26 original illustrations  Materials originally published by the Dragon Poetry Review, The Lindenwood Review, and Seven CirclePress, the rights to which reverted to the author upon publication