Someone's Gotta Do It - E-book - ePub

Two hapless trash collectors, Beta-human Alex, and goblin Tesbach, unwittingly become embroiled in a global power struggle, joined by a bizarre cast of characters. This ensemble includes a two-millennia-old corporate bureaucrat, a member of an ancient and lazy vampiric race, Satan, robot police, a kaiju, and the severed head of a former dictator. Surprisingly, it's all just another day on the job for them.
Step into this peculiar world within the neon-lit motor metropolis of Gearford, where freedom thrives. This child-friendly industrial city even scents its smog for your pleasure. In Gearford, you'll encounter a multitude of peculiar races that call this place home. It's not unusual to get tangled in the web of the ominous spider folk, but at least you'll become a tasty meal for one of the underprivileged in the city's underbelly.
If you survive long enough, and while you're there, don't forget to visit the cat-owned burger joint, where too many questions about the meat's origin will earn you sour looks from the staff. Gearford, a place where the socio-economic divide between the ruling class of Prime-humans and their enigmatic extraterrestrial allies, and the rest of the underprivileged population, is wider than your mama's underwear.