Infidelity For Beginners - E-book - ePub

Static caravan magazine Editor, Andrew Nolan, is going nowhere and he knows it. Other people in far off places might fight in wars or rescue toddlers from burning buildings but not Andrew. He just writes about caravans. And static caravans at that. To escape the drudgery, Andrew loses himself to his daydreams. He daydreams about zombies, deep-sea space aliens and the sexual intrigues of his friends and colleagues. However, one such daydream begins to take on a very real shape when he notices his young, attractive and vibrant secretary, Elenor, making eyes at him from across the partition.
Or is she? Is it all in his imagination or is Elenor teasing him to relieve her own boredom? It's so difficult to tell, especially for someone with Andrew's limited experience. Static caravan Editor Andrew Nolan yearns for a little excitement to shake up his life. He's about to get his wish. It'll be the last thing he expected. And the worst experience of his life. And it'll finally put his fantasies to bed once and for all. From the author of 'Blue Collar' (short-listed for the Melissa Nathan Award for Comedy Romance 2010), 'The Burglar Diaries' (winner of the Amazon Bursary Award 2002) and the movie 'Wild Bill' (BAFTA-nominated 2013). "One of the few writers to make me laugh out loud" - David Baddiel "Danny King may not be highbrow but he knows what's funny" - Amazon.co.uk