Divorced Not Dead - E-book - ePub

'Hugely relatable!' Heat Fans of Alexandra Potter, Marian Keyes and Caroline James will love Divorced Not Dead, a no-holds-barred, heartfelt and laugh-out-loud hilarious romcom about being fifty, but absolutely not yet dead yet! ----------------------------------------- We're going to need a bigger drink. Meet Frankie: fifty, divorced and getting back on the horse. After leaving Twatface - her husband of twenty years - she's starting again from scratch.
And when her son also flees the nest for university, Frankie decides it's time to throw herself back into the dating game with a vengeance. On best friend Bel's recommendation, Frankie signs up to two dating apps: one for love, another for casual hook-ups (because why the f**k not?!). However, as she navigates this new frontier of catfishing, kittenfishing, ghosts, GILFs and everything in between, she realises the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit - and it really is a bloody jungle out there. Will Frankie find love on the apps? Or the perfect shag? Or - if there's any justice in the world - both? ----------------------------------------- 'Honest, unfiltered, hilarious.
Your cheeks will hurt from laughing so much!' Louise Pentland 'A blast!' Daily Mail 'Defiantly funny - we need more books like this!' Georgie Hall 'Sex education was never like this the first time around!' Julie Ma 'Personal, funny, relatable and motivational!' Shazia Mirza 'A no-holds-barred, honest romcom.' Platinum 'Hugely relatable!' Heat 'An unfiltered, hilarious book.
highly recommend!' Best 'Funny, frank and loving. Enjoy!' Lesley Sharp 'Whipsmart, feminist and sex-positive.I defy anyone to read this without loudly cackling' Kitty Wilson 'Sweary, sassy and sensational, this is a book that surprises as well as entertains!' Linda's Book Bag ---------------------------------------------- Readers LOVE Divorced Not Dead! 'Absolutely raced through this irreverently funny, clever and thoughtful book.
A whip smart novel with a clever heroine!' ????? 'Better than Sex and the City! I loved it and you will too!' ????? 'Made me laugh more than any book I have ever read!' ????? 'A heartwarming and relatable romance novel that celebrates second chances' ????? 'A fabulous, funny five-star read for me!' ????? 'It felt like I was listening to my best friend telling me tales of her dating experience.' ????? 'Ford has perfectly captured the online dating world - warts and all!' ????? 'It's so empowering!' ????? 'The storyline is excellent!' ????? 'Definitely a book to read before you sign up for any dating apps!' ?????