Adrian Mole has at last reached physicat maturity, but he can't help roaming the pages of his diary like an untamed adolescent. Finally given the heave ho by Pandora, he seeks solace in the arms of Bianca, a qualified hydraulic engineer masquerading as a waitress. Between his dishwashing job and completing his epic novel, Lo ! The Flat Hills of My Homeland. Adrian hopes that fame and fortune will not keep him waiting much longer.