Too Stupid To Die

When coordinated attacks throw North America into chaos, most people run away from the fighting. Jake Lawson drives toward it. He has no military experience, no weapons training and absolutely no idea what he is doing. What he does have is an old pickup truck, a baseball bat, plenty of beef jerky and a lifetime of questionable lessons learned from action movies. Jake's ridiculous plans should never work.
Somehow, they do. As soldiers struggle to contain a rapidly expanding invasion, Jake becomes an unlikely source of unconventional strategies. Every success earns him more attention, greater responsibility and the unfortunate nickname "Hollywood."Soon, commanders are listening to him, enemies are underestimating him and Jake is trying to remember which movie gave him his next terrible idea. Too Stupid To Die is a clean, fast-moving action comedy about an ordinary man whose complete lack of common sense might be exactly what everyone needs.