Sierra Lima Uniform Tango

Jack Reynolds, Sergeant First Class, is a top military operative. Or was. After widespread budget cuts, he's been reassigned to a different branch of the government: the Federal Bureau of Interdimensional Anomalies, or FBIA. Jack despises every part of it. Instead of using a gun, he uses a clipboard. Instead of breaching a house and neutralizing terrorists, he's...investigating the disappearance of an adult actress's wardrobe, which his Native American partner, Pocahontas, believes to be caused by supernatural forces.
It sounds like a load of bullcrap. Until they find the misplaced clothing, and Jack touches it. Now the FBIA's mission is beginning to look more authentic as Jack is transforming into a copy of the adult actress. No longer can he rely on his buff masculinity in the workplace or around his friends. And it seems his new body has some behavior characteristics that he can't control. Just another average week in the FBIA...