Merged With His Mom

Kirk had no idea he was interrupting his best friend's dad's science experiment when he happened to stand on a red target zone on the floor. It was the destination for Alan's teleportation technology, right at the moment he was testing it on his wife, Victoria. She did transport successfully. Except now she's conjoined with Kirk: their torsos are merged at opposing angles, forcing them to walk on their four hands with one of them in the front and one of them in the back.
Alan is smart enough to fix them, but it'll take a couple of weeks... Until then, the new, two-in-one person of Kirk and his best friend's mom will have to do their best of living both lives, with Victoria dragging Kirk along while she's being a good housewife, and Kirk dragging Victoria along to visit his girlfriend Megan in college. During this, they discover that their new conjoined body has a few more odd surprises...