A Pineapple of Pleasure

This is the story of a gay couple. One night someone asks one of them, in a threatening way "Oi bitch! Are you gay?"He replies "No, but my boyfriend is". They're quite ordinary. One night there's a clairvoyant on at the Town Hall (to Clearly See .that's what clairvoyant means). Well, there you go; not only do you get entertained, but you learn something too. The clairvoyant tells one of them where the fortune is hidden.
They try and get it, but the threads are too tight. But, just when you thought all was lost; help turns up in the most unexpected way. You'll enjoy this one. In fact, when you've read it, you will crawl to my door on hands and knees (that's how you crawl) and beg me to write a sequel. Remember, bring a rucksack with some cans of cider in it . otherwise, you've got no chance!