A Papal Emulsification. Greasepolis, #5

In this volume Frank and Glen, the missionaries of the doctrine of grease and lubrication as the true path to salvation, become emboiled in a major theological conflict with the Roman Catholic Church, led by Pope Blatantly III,  The narrative traces the Vatican's attempts to combat this "Grease Crisis" through bureaucratic means-such as issuing a Canon Law to patent all metaphysical grease-and rhetorical warfare via Vatican correspondents.
The sources also explore the tragic exile of a scholarly Monsignor, who becomes the Archbishop of Antarctica after discovering the linguistic link between "grace and grease", and conclude with the "Universal Drizzle" and "Great Mixing, " where a massive, oily outpouring forces the Pope to concede that holiness, like oil, cannot be owned but must flow freely.