You People Are Monsters. The Convention of Fiends, #3

Magdalena Wallace has already saved the world . twice! Not a bad record for a nihilist who doesn't believe anything truly matters. Now she just wants to be left alone with her girlfriend so they can murder men who catcall them. But a gigantic, eldritch, tentacled kaiju is on its way to destroy humanity, so the vampires have to get the gang back together to rescue their food supply. Can a non-binary golem, a teenage werewolf, a resentment-fueled warlock, an optimistic amnesiac reanimated skeleton, and a couple of vampires escape the trolls (who secretly manipulate humans through comments sections), rescue a luck dragon, and save the human race from the doom unleashed by the merpeople?  Maybe. Can The Convention of Fiends convince any major Hollywood studio to make their story into a high-budget summer blockbuster?  Impossible."Lesbian vampire librarians!"-Chrys Gorman, editor of the Antifa Lit Journal, Volume 1 "I didn't know I could be turned on by a sex scene involving a dragon, but here we are."- New York Times bestseller Chelsea Cain, author of Heartsick, Mockingbird, and Gone "Surprisingly emotionally affecting.
I want a hug from Napoleon Bone-Apart."-Karen Eisenbrey, author of Ego & Endurance, the Daughter of Magic series, and the St. Rage duology "Just like the last book, I loved each and every one of these vibrant characters! They really bring the story to life...as undead as some of them are."-Zaji Cox, author of Plums for Months: Memories of a Wonder-filled, Neurodivergent Childhood