The Streets of Ascalon

It being rent day, and Saturday, the staff of the "Irish Legation, " with the exception of Westguard, began to migrate uptown for the monthly conference, returning one by one from that mysterious financial jungle popularly known as "Downtown." As for Westguard, he had been in his apartment all day as usual. He worked where he resided. A little before five o'clock John Desmond Lacy, Jr., came in, went directly to his rooms on the top floor, fished out a check-book, and tried to persuade himself that he had a pleasing balance at the bank-not because he was likely to have any balance either there or in his youthful brain, but because he had to have one somewhere.
God being good to the Irish he found he had not overdrawn his account.