The Mace, the Wizard, and the Robot Kitten

From the festive mind of BILL ALIVE, author of the acclaimed steampunk comedy THE PUNCTUALITY MACHINE, comes a short, hilarious fantasy story, told as you've never heard a story told before!...unless you've done a critique group. So, sometimes writers do this thing called a "critique group". One writer submits their story, the other writers read it, and then everyone sits in a circle. Each writer gets, say, two minutes to give their critique of the story. Intimidating? Yes.
Even worse than you think. But what if you only overheard all these critiques, without ever having read the actual story? All you'd get would be insane story fragments getting slopped around, like discarded bits during an open-heart surgery. I doubt even Shakespeare or Hemingway could survive that, much less this humble tale of a questing knight with amnesia and his faithful robot kitten. Except. what if the original story was so bizarre, so long and convoluted and just plain bonkers, that to hear it in random bits and pieces would actually sound.
better? If you love funny, quirky, experimental short stories, this is one tale of lost love (and lost plots) that you won't want to miss.