Coffee Beans

From acclaimed comedy writer BILL ALIVE, author of DON'T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS, comes this radiantly ludicrous comedy of young love and new beans. Young, anxious Simon longs to ask the lovely Diane Wershinghaven out on their first date. Do they know each other as friends? Sure. For six years now. She might even like him! Probably time to make his move. The problem? Her robust, even terrifying, mother, Gladys.
Gladys doesn't let Diane get out much. And Gladys does not like Simon. Not at all. But this time, finally, Simon knows just how to dodge the all-seeing Gladys. Maybe. A zany, light-hearted comedy with bonkers characters, ridiculous predicaments, and perhaps even the answer to the eternal question: Can True Like really conquer all?