Shopping For A Pickup

Franklin found out that his wife was very rich, so he asked her if she would buy him a new pickup.  His old pickup was still in good running order, but it would be nice to have a nice one. So Franklin and his wife Mary Lou go pickup shopping and hit about every dealership in town.  She bows out the next day, so he gets his closest friend to go.  Then the friend bows out the next day, so he gets some of his other friends to shop for a pickup with him.
He is having a wonderful time shopping for a new pickup.  His wife even goes with him one more time but hates it. This story is about a man that finds the adventure of looking for a new pickup as exciting as buying one. There is no graphic sex or profanity.