A Robotic Pastor

James Jones was a high school computer science teacher. We had tried out a couple of preachers, but he wasn't pleased with them. They were both older men and preached Hell fire and brimstone sermons. Our last pastor taught love and compassion. He also had a teenage group that he worked with and took on short trips. Since he left, he would have been surprised that his teenage group was dissolving. Wilson who was the chairman of the largest church in Tuscon.
I heard you were having a hard time getting a decent pastor for your church. We had the same problem so we decided to get two Robotic Pastors. We bought them from Amazon since the reviews were outstanding. I also talked to other chairmen that had bought them and said they were Robotic Pastors which were superior to human pastors. He named the pastor Bob Brown and got him a wife at Walmart. They work together and the church started growing since people liked his sermons.
His wife sang religious songs and had a great voice. Other churches went to hear his preaching so bought Robotic Pastors for their churches.