Ransom the Handsome. Valley of Zinvren, #1

A dark elf on the run. A busted wand. And absolutely no plan whatsoever. When Ransom, a moderately handsome dark elf with a sketchy work ethic and a knack for getting kicked out of towns, arrives in Plainsgate, he's got big dreams: eat well, make easy coin, and definitely not get shackled to a mining job in the armpit of the realm. Things. do not go as planned. Instead of fame and fortune, he finds himself stuck underground with shady employers, magical contracts, and a very angry ogre who doesn't understand personal space.
His only way out? Outwit everyone, stay alive, and somehow glue his shattered magical life back together before it collapses-literally-on top of him. Fast-paced, laugh-out-loud funny, and packed with spellbinding adventure, Ransom the Handsome is a wildly funny, thrilling fantasy escape that will whisk readers into a world of daring escapades, heart-stopping magic, and unforgettable characters.