She wanted a promotion; she got an apocalypse instead. Welcome to life with a celestial stalker who can't make toast. Mable Thorne's life is perfectly organized, right down to the color-coded spreadsheets on her desk. Or it was, until a breathtakingly handsome, six-winged "guardian angel" named Zant literally crashed through her ceiling. Zant is powerful, ancient, and utterly committed to protecting Mable from...
well, everything. Unfortunately, his definition of "protection" involves smiting her toaster for burning her bagel and filling her living room with sentient, judgmental storm clouds. He's supposed to be her divine safeguard, but this chaotic celestial being is proving to be an absolute menace to her sanity. Living with Zant is a high-stakes exercise in magical mishaps and forced proximity. While he tries (and fails) to understand the nuances of modern appliances, Mable is trying to understand the strange, warm flutter in her chest every time he looks at her with those unnerving violet eyes.
He views humanity as a baffling species to be micromanaged; she's beginning to see him as the most infuriatingly charming disaster she's ever encountered. It's a grumpy-sunshine dynamic taken to cosmic extremes, where every day is a test of whether they'll survive the latest angelic audit or kiss each other senseless. My Guardian Angel Is an Absolute Menace is a laugh-out-loud, steamy romantic comedy that perfectly blends witty contemporary fiction with whimsical fantasy.
If you love opposites-attract tropes, magical realism, and love stories that are as hilarious as they are heartwarming, grab your copy of Lyra Hartwell's newest laugh-out-loud fiction today. It's time to find out what happens when your divine intervention needs an intervention of its own.
She wanted a promotion; she got an apocalypse instead. Welcome to life with a celestial stalker who can't make toast. Mable Thorne's life is perfectly organized, right down to the color-coded spreadsheets on her desk. Or it was, until a breathtakingly handsome, six-winged "guardian angel" named Zant literally crashed through her ceiling. Zant is powerful, ancient, and utterly committed to protecting Mable from...
well, everything. Unfortunately, his definition of "protection" involves smiting her toaster for burning her bagel and filling her living room with sentient, judgmental storm clouds. He's supposed to be her divine safeguard, but this chaotic celestial being is proving to be an absolute menace to her sanity. Living with Zant is a high-stakes exercise in magical mishaps and forced proximity. While he tries (and fails) to understand the nuances of modern appliances, Mable is trying to understand the strange, warm flutter in her chest every time he looks at her with those unnerving violet eyes.
He views humanity as a baffling species to be micromanaged; she's beginning to see him as the most infuriatingly charming disaster she's ever encountered. It's a grumpy-sunshine dynamic taken to cosmic extremes, where every day is a test of whether they'll survive the latest angelic audit or kiss each other senseless. My Guardian Angel Is an Absolute Menace is a laugh-out-loud, steamy romantic comedy that perfectly blends witty contemporary fiction with whimsical fantasy.
If you love opposites-attract tropes, magical realism, and love stories that are as hilarious as they are heartwarming, grab your copy of Lyra Hartwell's newest laugh-out-loud fiction today. It's time to find out what happens when your divine intervention needs an intervention of its own.
