Lyra Hartwell

Nobody warned the newly crowned Emperor that learning not to incinerate his girlfriend would accidentally freeze the entire continent. Emperor Caelan Ashveil has finally mastered the divine fire in his blood. He is no longer melting the throne room carpets, his cuffs are only politely catching fire, and he can finally hold hands with Seren Voss-the delightfully unflappable borderland healer whose null-magic aura makes her completely immune to his celestial flames (and completely unimpressed by his royal brooding).
The Ashen Prophecy is settled, the corrupt councilors are in the dungeons, and the palace windows are finally open. Everything is under control. Which, as it turns out, is a catastrophic mistake. For six hundred years, the empire's subsoil heating relied on the royal family throwing regular, uncontrolled magical tantrums into the bedrock to keep an ancient southern glacier asleep. Now that Caelan drinks mint tea, practices deep breathing, and keeps his heat to himself, the continent's thermodynamic balance is in freefall.
Suddenly, winter turnips are harvesting as singing crystalline octagons, municipal haystacks are floating into low orbit, the grand canal has decided to flow uphill, and a seven-foot emissary of primordial frost is knocking on the border gates demanding six centuries of back-taxes on missing heat. To stop an impending metaphysical ice age, Caelan and Seren must pack up the imperial wagon and head south on an eighty-league diplomatic rescue mission.
Their arsenal? A pocketful of dried dandelions, an iron paring knife, a bucket of rock-salt brine, and two deeply opinionated village goats with an insatiable appetite for classified state documents. Why readers will love The Geometry of Fire and Frost: The Ultimate Touch-Starved Romance: A reformed fire-prince discovering the breathtaking joy of hand-holding, domestic peace, and an unburnable partner who refuses to let him brood alone.
A Grumpy Sovereign & A Deadpan Healer: Irresistible banter between a formal emperor trying to maintain his dignity and a practical herbalist who treats cosmic disasters like clogged drainage pipes. Peak Cozy Chaos: Sentient sourdough starters, philosophically confused bathtubs, bureaucratic panic, and goat-fueled treaty negotiations. Rich Elemental Stakes: A heartwarming blend of high-magic adventure, dry satire, and slow-burn tenderness.
Step into a world of dry wit, high-stakes elemental magic, and an unforgettable slow-burn romance. Grab your copy of The Geometry of Fire and Frost today-just make sure to keep your tax ledgers away from the goats!