Get off the Porch

Steve has one rule: stay off the porch unless you're invited. Unfortunately, the yard is full of dogs who don't understand rules, boundaries, or basic sanity. From Chloe's revenge-turds campaign to Janice's intimidating "vest of doom, " from Hector's messy human drama to Vex's static-charged chaos brain, Steve tries to maintain order while the neighborhood unravels around him. Every day brings a new crisis - territorial disputes, emotional meltdowns, porch politics, and one very bold cat who thinks she can take over the whole operation.
Get Off the Porch is a sharp, comedic, slightly feral look at dog society from the only narrator brave enough to tell the truth. It's the story of a porch, a yard, and the stubborn dog who refuses to surrender either one. You either run the porch. or the porch runs you.