A shoe store theft by "elves" claiming they came to "help". A used car commercial that accidentally wins a film festival. And new, unbiased research that reveals how the secret to happiness and success may actually be. highlighters. These are just a few of the amazing news pieces you'll read in this new collection of the best articles and interviews from The Fabricated Press. Never heard of The Fabricated Press? Most people haven't, in part because it doesn't exist.
All this stuff was made up. But that's no reason you shouldn't consume this awesome content! You'll meet: Robert Slab, the celebrated Cubicle Designer Herbie Glays, an insomniac who gets paid to read other people's warranties The friendly, hard-working folk at the Milwaukee First Church of Mammon.
A shoe store theft by "elves" claiming they came to "help". A used car commercial that accidentally wins a film festival. And new, unbiased research that reveals how the secret to happiness and success may actually be. highlighters. These are just a few of the amazing news pieces you'll read in this new collection of the best articles and interviews from The Fabricated Press. Never heard of The Fabricated Press? Most people haven't, in part because it doesn't exist.
All this stuff was made up. But that's no reason you shouldn't consume this awesome content! You'll meet: Robert Slab, the celebrated Cubicle Designer Herbie Glays, an insomniac who gets paid to read other people's warranties The friendly, hard-working folk at the Milwaukee First Church of Mammon.