Catfight: The World Cup

Pretty much what it says on the tin. It's the World Cup of Catfighting (a.k.a. World Championship of Catfighting) - an international, single-elimination tournament with 64 gorgeous women from as many countries vying for the title. Eight girls - the representatives of Australia, England, France, Germany, India, Japan, the United States and Venezuela - have made it to the quarterfinals. Still, there could be only one champion and they all know it.
Despite their amateur status, these ladies are no less competitive than any professional athlete, making up for their lack of formal combat training with sheer resolve and enthusiasm. As driven and ruthless as they are beautiful, they pull no punches, fighting to the finish with all means at their disposal, each woman determined to prove that she is the world's best. The book is over two hundred pages long.
It features a blow-by-blow account of seven fights - the quarterfinals, the semifinals and the final - plus results of the matches from the first three rounds, as well as some stats for each of the 64 participants.    WARNING! This material contains stereotypes and all sorts of offensive language as well as violence and nudity. It is strictly for open-minded adults and definitely not to be taken seriously.
Those who are easily upset might want to consider giving it a miss. NOTE: In case there is any interest, alternative versions of this story might be available. The author can be contacted about those, or about anything, at the e-mail address provided within the book.