Cat Vs Cocker

A very good story about a very bad cat... Raziel has everything a cat could want - her own house, her own human, and lots of tuna and cuddles. When her soft, wonderful human is seduced by a hairy, dog-scented male, Raziel  does what any smart cat would do and resists the change, unwilling to give up her human's attention and the best spot in the bed. Her stealthy resistance comes to an abrupt halt, however, when the humans try to introduce a dog into the household, and Raziel is forced to escalate her resistance into a literal campaign of terror.
Have the humans been brainwashed by canine tail wags and fawning obedience, or can Raziel save the day?This short story is not intended for children unless you like to read cuss words to children.