Careers of the Delusional

"Careers of the Delusional: A Catalog of Jobs That (Thankfully) Don't Exist"A Hilarious Survival Guide for the Modern Workplace Tired of job postings demanding "10 years of experience in a 2-year-old framework"? Had enough of "rockstar ninja" roles that pay in "exposure"? This book is your cathartic revenge. In Careers of the Delusional, Mohan Krishnamurthy exposes the absurdity of modern work through 10 satirical job listings so painfully real, you'll laugh, cry, and question your life choices.
Featuring: The "Blockchain Overlord" - Paid in "totally not a scam" tokens The "Full-Stack Unicorn" - Expected to code and therapize The "Tech Support Necromancer" - Resurrecting printers with sudo exorcisms The "Cloud Wizard" - Who blames AWS outages for everything The "AI Ethics Bouncer" - Policing robots that call humans "meatbags" Perfect for: Burnt-out tech workers Job seekers who've been ghosted one too many times Managers who secretly know Agile is a cult Anyone who's ever cried into their "I ? JavaScript" mug Includes Bonus Sections: "Glossary of Corporate Lies" ("We're like a family" = RUN) "How to Fake Productivity" (A masterclass in looking busy) "Exit Strategies" (Goat farming > another sprint retrospective) Because if you don't laugh, you'll cry.
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