An Ork walks into a bar. A Tale By The Rogues

An Ork walks into a bar. and accidentally crashes the local economy. The Toof & Tonic on Seven Mile Beach has survived hurricanes, smugglers, and terrible tourists. But nothing prepares it for Grogg an eight-foot-tall Ork on vacation with a thirst that defies physics and a wallet full of regenerating teeth. One drinking tournament later, the bar is nearly bankrupt, a Megalodon tooth becomes legal tender, the Cayman authorities launch an investigation, and an intergalactic economist gets dragged into a debate about Ork hyperinflation.
Fast, absurd, and razor-sharp, An Ork Walks into a Bar is a satirical fantasy about chaos, currency, and what happens when common sense leaves the island.