Tom Gates Tome 1
The Brilliant World of Tom Gates

Do not read if you are : 1. My grumpy sister, Delia. 2. Marcus Meldrew (who is an idiot). 3. Mrs Worthington, who has a moustache (it's tricky not to stare). I'm Tom Gates. When my teachers don't have their beady eyes on me, I like to draw pictures and think of ways to annoy Delia. My teachers think I am easily distracted and "lack focus". Which is a bit harsh, because right now I am very focused on which biscuit I should eat first...
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