Scarlet Defender of the Universe

Are you sitting comfortably ? Are you fantasising about bamboo ? Do you have black and white fur ? Are you huge and cute and cuddly-looking ? Well, put this book down, because you are a panda, and this is not a book for pandas. This is a story about a girl called Scarlet. She's nine years old, just like you, if you're nine. If you're not nine, then she's more like someone else who is nine. She has red hair, just like you, unless your hair is brown.
Her favourite colour is green, just like you, unless your favourite colour is grey, although that seems highly unlikely. Gross aliens ! Cute aliens ! Dolphins wearing three-piece suits ! This book has everything.