Dante N. Ferno is NOT a Loser

Hey you ! Yeah you, the one holding this book. You've made a good choice. This is the best book ever. It's all about my Super-Awesome-And-Completely-Foolproof Plan to be the Most Popular Kid at Purg School. It'll be easy ! I just need to : 1 : Completely reinvent myself. 2 : Make a tonne of new friends and accept my nomination as their leader. 3. Become good at sports stuff and win all the game things.
4. Rub my newfound popularity in the face of all the haters I grew up with. What could go wrong in a school full of creatures from myths and legends ? (Spoiler : a lot ! )