What On Earth?. The Count Binface Manifesto

Par : Count Binface
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  • Nombre de pages256
  • FormatePub
  • ISBN978-1-5294-2166-8
  • EAN9781529421668
  • Date de parution05/10/2022
  • Protection num.Adobe DRM
  • Infos supplémentairesepub
  • ÉditeurQuercus

Résumé

'If he wants to spend summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him' Chancellor Rachael Reeves on Nigel FarageThe Clacton-on-Sea by-election is set for 13 August. Two men will battle it out. Only one will win. Let's make it the bin. Read Count Binface's manifesto for fixing Britain.'Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It's only a matter of time' IndependentGreetings, life-form! My name is Count Binface.
I am not Nigel Farage. I am an intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons and British election veteran. And as part of my overarching mission to control the entire omniverse, I have come to conquer Clacton-on-Sea. It's not that I want to do this - you need me to. Because the one thing everyone can agree on right now is that Earth is in an absolute state. You earthlings need a plan. Let's make your planet Count.
So settle down, grab a 99 flake (pledged to always be 99p), and let's make your planet Count.'Move over, Nigel - it's time for the Bin Supremacy' Stewart Lee'Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating - and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics - #believeinthebin' Rory Stewart'Count Binface is out of this world' Emily Maitlis
Count Binface is the intergalactic space warrior and novelty politician who has delighted millions with his unlikely tilts at power in the United Kingdom. First he took on Theresa May in the 2017 General Election, cunningly disguised as 'Lord Buckethead', and went viral around the world (in a non-Covid way). Then he challenged Boris Johnson in 2019, when he scored 69 votes (he'd love to say he's the first life form to experience a surprising 69 with the Prime Minister in a sports hall during the small hours, but you just never know).
More recently, in 2021 he ran to be Mayor of London in a bid to gain control of the Earth Capital itself. He received a glorious 24, 775 votes from the great British public that sent him soaring into ninth place. Binface now has his eye on even more prestigious places in the British establishment, including a guest spot in Dictionary Corner on Countdown (Susie, my DMs are open).