We Know You Are Watching

I was a normal, hard-working girl in my thirties. Yes, the biological clock was ticking but far more relevant - I was gagging for it! My sex-life was as barren as the Gobi desert! Then, I happened to accidently spy on my neighbours having sex. I instantly became a pervert! One thing then led to another.!Extract:Once I had caffeine inside me, I made the bed and opened the curtains and then nearly jumped out of my skin.
Dave was there and staring right at me with a smile on his face. He was dressed, sort of, with jeans on but no shirt and I couldn't take my eyes off his broad chest. He looked like a model. He grinned back broadly and then held up a finger, telling me to wait, before reaching down, out of sight and picking up a large card. It took me a moment to focus on the card and then I nearly dropped my coffee.
It had large, black writing that had been carefully inked by hand and it said:WE KNOW YOU ARE WATCHING!Sexually explicit, adult reading material. All characters over eighteen and consenting.