We Are Family. The old people gang, #1

We Are Family: The Unstoppable Adventures of the Old People GangThey say you can't choose your family, but they've clearly never met Alice McKnight and her crew. Meet the "Old People Gang": a group of retirees who have collectively decided that the golden years are not for sitting in rocking chairs-they're for raising hell. Led by the sharp-tongued, quick-witted, and dangerously stylish Alice, this squad of unlikely heroes has traded bingo nights for high-stakes shenanigans.
From executing tactical raids on nursing home kitchens to staging a full-scale culinary protest at a failing bistro, the gang is proof that mischief has no age limit. Whether they're causing a commotion at their local church, surviving a cruise ship heist, or fighting city hall over a parking lot, one thing is certain: they are going to do it their way-loudly, unapologetically, and usually while wearing something fabulous.
But beneath the chaos, the petty arguments, and the LV-bag-swinging brawls, lies a bond that nothing can break. They are the family they chose when life got a little too quiet, and they've made a vow to never, ever slow down. Armed with a beat-up Sprinter van, an endless supply of sass, and a battle cry of "Lookey, lookey, come on here, cookie!" this crew is tearing up the highway and proving that the best adventures don't happen in your twenties-they happen when you've got absolutely nothing left to lose.
Buckle up. The Old People Gang is officially open for business, and they've got a reputation to uphold.