Unexpectantly In Love

What happens when your biological clock is ticking--but you're the only one around to hear it? You head to an exclusive baby-making app, of course. What happens when you accidentally fall in love with your baby-making app match, but he's currently--unavailable? A lot. This steamy, hilarious, romantic comedy is about two people searching for a forever family--while they trip over misunderstandings, way too many foster pets, headless statues, and nosy neighbors.  SloanePitter Patter 4U dot comYep, you read that right.
It's the premier sight for finding a match in no-strings attached baby-making, and it's my best chance at becoming a mother. Filling out the form is proving to be more difficult than I expected. Height, hair color-those are easy to answer. But when it asks:"When choosing a method of conception with the potential father of my baby, I would be open to:"??Artificial insemination??In-vitro?NaturalNatural? With someone I don't even know? No thanks.
DominicThe last thing in the world I thought I'd be doing on my 40th birthday is filling out a match form on pitter patter 4U dot com. Time is ticking away and let's face it-I'm not getting any younger. I've had more women than I can count, but every last one of them would take me-and my family-for everything we've got. Well, half of everything we've got. This solution will potentially kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.
Methods of conception? Naturally? I checked that off along with the others. It's a means to an end, after all. Besides, it's nothing a few stiff drinks-and a stiff...wouldn't cure.