Ugly Girls Come First

"Where do you think the phrase "bumpin' uglies" came from, huh?"Rachel might believe that she has a face like a half-melted waxwork that's been tarred and feathered, but it doesn't stop her from lusting after her sexy neighbor, who just so happens to be a double of Bad Pitt - Thelma and Louise years. She's the beast, and he's the beauty, but Rachel believes in fairy tales enough to think that she can entice the hunk into bed with her.
She hatches a plan... WARNING: Ugly Girls Come First is a 4, 600+ word hardcore erotic novel intended for adult readers only. Features a reverse beauty and the beast engaging in naughty sexual positions with no holds barred!EXCERPT:See, my neighbor - we'll call him Brad, because he did look something like Brad Pitt - was drop dead gorgeous. I lusted from afar, knowing that the likelihood of bagging such a prime specimen was remote to nil.
But I did. Despite being the ugliest girl on the block, I got Brad into bed - and more than once! I know you don't believe me, but it's true. And I'm going to tell you how. Hell, maybe you'll even learn a few tricks.