Three Partially Sighted Mice - The Farmer's Wife

A hilarious parody of modern adolescent pursuits. Hickory, Dickory, and Doc are three teenage mice who are relentless in their efforts to gain favor with members of the fairer sex. Constantly seeking ways to impress, there's little or nothing the lads won't try, and some of their plans can only be described as borderline insane. But just when they think they have it sussed, the wheels come off one of Doc's best schemes, and the trio find themselves in mortal peril at the hands of the dreaded Mrs.
Farmer, the farmer's wife.-----Author's note:Three Partially Sighted Mice is a dangerously funny modern take on a much loved traditional rhyme of a similar name. The story is suitable for readers 12+, but contains a small handful of triggers, including one or two tongue-in-cheek references, a case of accidental substance use, and a handful of dubious words uttered by a large blue rabbit. Enjoy!