The Wi - Fi Prophet

In a city where every café is filled with broke dreamers, half-built apps, and never-ending investor pitches, one struggling founder stumbles upon the most ridiculous superpower ever discovered: he can predict Wi-Fi strength by sniffing the air. Suddenly, he becomes a messiah for hustlers, a guru for digital nomads, and the unlikely chosen one for startup founders who can't survive a single coffee meeting without stable internet.
But as his "disciples" multiply and investors mistake him for an AI visionary, the Prophet must face bigger challenges: rival "Data Saints, " an app that wants to replace him, and the crushing reality that Wi-Fi isn't the only thing a founder needs to survive. Hilarious, fast-paced, and painfully relatable for anyone who has ever begged for "just one bar more, " The Wi-Fi Prophet is a comedic satire of startup culture, hustle myths, and the eternal struggle to find good internet.