The Stamp Collection. Picture Books for the Elderly, #15

I was never good in school. Laziness mostly. I slept a lot which put my father in a hellish mood. I'm keeping down two jobs to keep you brats in bed and breakfast and all you do is sleep. He made me get a part time job. Which is where I got my first taste of titty. The baker's daughter. Margaret. She was a homely girl but she was handing it out for free so I got in line... When I finally graduated from high school, my father told me that I had to join the army.
Somebody has to make a man out of you, he said. I wasn't against it. Anything to get away from home. I didn't think it would be so physical. And there was no privacy. All these kids living in a barracks together. Jerking off every night like it was the Queen's birthday.