The Self-Checkout Skirmish. A "JEFF" FIASCO: VOLUME 2, #2

Welcome to the "Smart" world, where the gadgets are brilliant and the people are confused. You are holding the second official record of what happens when technology decides to go into business for itself. In Volume 2, Jeff-the Man in the Hoodie and Sneakers-faces his greatest adversary yet: the Super-Mart self-checkout kiosk. It's a high-stakes game of "Simon Says" where Simon is a circuit board with a grudge.
Watch as a simple Beefsteak tomato is magically transformed by a red-eyed sensor into a $25 imported Dragon Fruit. Witness the public humiliation of the "Twelve-Item Tribunal" and the physical comedy of the "Manual Override Dance."This is 100% observational satire for every person who has ever been gaslit by a computer program or outvoted by a bathroom sensor. From the three-foot receipt of retribution to the sticky, tomato-juice-coated reality of modern shopping, Jeff is here to even the score.
He is the last bastion of common sense in a world of digital mutiny. It's time to find the "LOL" in the middle of the grocery gauntlet. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE EVERYMAN DECLARATION CONTINUES.