En cours de chargement...
Rocco Strangeways isn't trying to get into all the shit he gets into. He's not trying to fuck this girl or that girl. Or come on this lady or that lady. He's just like you and me. Trying to get through life. Trying to be a good person. Trying not to fuck every hot babe he sees. But sometimes these things just happen. Like that dingdong Dr. Phil says, "It is what it is." Rocco Strangeways is what he is.
A fucker. This is the 4-Story Combo Special #4 with 4 Rocco Strangeways Erotic Adventures, including: That Time Rocco Acquiesced to Running Away with His Girlfriend's Hot Little Sister (Part One)As time unraveled, so did much of whatever it was that first drew Rocco to his first significant relationship Hannah, as they entered the latter years of what would be a short union. Although Hannah was never an overly jealous woman, actually quite permissive, and at times, even encouraging Rocco in his extra-marital wanderings, all of these wanderings seem to come at a cost.
One of these wanderings was actually at the insistence of both Hannah and Hannah's mother, who was also Rocco's father's ex-girlfriend Naomi, which led to a rather extended affair entitled That Time Rocco Acquiesced To Running Away With His Girlfriend's Hot Little Sister (Part One). My Dad's Girlfriend Has A Zero-Tolerance Policy On Morning WoodNot long after Rocco's parents' marital cell-division - let's call it, Rocco's father Phony met Naomi at SORZ, a support group for survivors of religious zealots, and began a romantic relationship, which had all the bells and whistles of a marriage, without all the slings and arrows of a marriage.
Phony, essentially, became a plural head-of-household, continuing his head-of-household duties at Rocco's house, while weaving in his head-of-household duties at Naomi's house. And, with Naomi, came her two very lovely daughters Hannah, who was the same age as Rocco, and Margot, who was five years younger. With the Strangeways family unit fucked-up-beyond-recognition, Rocco's next wave of erotic adventures were set to take place, starting with My Dad's Girlfriend Has A Zero-Tolerance Policy On Morning Wood. Sometimes It's Totally Worth It To Help Sexy Old Ladies With Their GroceriesEven though Rocco had never shown the least bit interest in college, with there being a half-dozen colleges in Gargamel, Phony insisted Rocco at least try one.
So, he did. After all, it's not like Rocco was in any hurry to join the workforce, either. However, it didn't take long for everyone involved to find out Rocco's old-college-try amounted to not trying at all, floundering from the get-go, while still managing to fit in the occasional erotic adventure, including an incident with an older neighbor entitled Sometimes It's Totally Worth It To Help Sexy Old Ladies With Their Groceries. My Brother's Weird Girlfriend Wants To Start A Man Draining And Cleaning ServiceWe can't forget about Rocco's older brother Brixton, who, after graduating from Dreary University, after floundering as a lowly compensated professor, decided to go with welding as his vocation, seeing how it would be a fast way to earn serious money and fund one of his many entrepreneurial ideas.
Brixton was now living in Texas, with a lovely young woman named Molly, who just so happened to have her own entrepreneurial ideas, which led to Rocco's latest erotic adventure, entitled My Brother's Weird Girlfriend Wants To Start A Man Draining And Cleaning Service.
