En cours de chargement...
Rocco Strangeways isn't trying to get into all the shit he gets into. He's not trying to fuck this girl or that girl. Or come on this lady or that lady. He's just like you and me. Trying to get through life. Trying to be a good person. Trying not to fuck every hot babe he sees. But sometimes these things just happen. Like that dingdong Dr. Phil says, "It is what it is." Rocco Strangeways is what he is.
A fucker. This is the 4-Story Combo Special #3 with 4 Rocco Strangeways Erotic Adventures, including: Having My Fiancée's Hairy Godmother For DessertIn Rocco's early twenties, it was time for him to meet that special someone. I mean, why not? After all, he couldn't wholly support himself, and he had absolutely no prospects of ever doing so. So, again, why not? In true Rocco Strangeways fashion, he was in no way prepared to search the world far and wide for that special someone, but instead, chose somebody he already knew and loved, on a regular basis, and who knows, maybe only because she was so easy and so available, and that person was his father's ex-girlfriend Naomi's eldest daughter Hannah, which led to the following erotic adventure, entitled Having My Girlfriend's Hairy Godmother For Dessert. Say Hello To My Not-So-Little FriendNot long after Rocco's parents' marital cell-division - let's call it, Rocco's father Phony met Naomi at SORZ, a support group for survivors of religious zealots, and began a romantic relationship, which had all the bells and whistles of a marriage, without all the slings and arrows of a marriage.
Phony, essentially, became a plural head-of-household, continuing his head-of-household duties at Rocco's house, while weaving in his head-of-household duties at Naomi's house. And, with Naomi, came her two very lovely daughters Hannah, who was the same age as Rocco, and Margot, who was five years younger. With the Strangeways family unit fucked-up-beyond-recognition, Rocco's next wave of erotic adventures were set to take place, including an incident with Naomi's daughter Hannah, entitled Say Hello To My Not-So-Little Friend. Who Am I To Question A Former Scream Queen's Strict Blowjob Schedule?After Rocco's first significant relationship ended, and he fell into a downward spiral, he eventually rotated back into society, and he rotated back into another significant relationship, this time with a very lovely girl named McKayla, who, unlike Hannah, wasn't exactly enthused by the idea of being bound to a man with an 11-inch monster cock.
In fact, she was actually quite petrified, and that's how you end up with Rocco's next erotic adventure, entitled Who Am I To Question A Former Scream Queen's Strict Blowjob Schedule? That Special Moment When Your Best Friend's Daughter Chooses Your Cock To Be Her FirstBut, Rocco's relationship with McKayla wasn't all bad, I mean, she was open enough to share this very special moment between Rocco and Rocco's best friend Beatle's daughter Lucy (aka Bedbug), entitled That Special Moment When Your Best Friend's Daughter Chooses Your Cock To Be Her First.
