An excerpt.... 'We are here for a riding lesson, not to exchange niceties.' She replied sharply. Maybe this was a mistake? We reached a room. Riding breeches stopped and opened the door, then, standing back, she invited me to enter.'Oh my God, what is THAT!' I reacted, turning to my host.'That is your riding lesson! Do you like it?' When I entered this equestrian woman's home, I had expected to see straw, my nostrils invaded by the scent of stables.
I certainly expected to see at least one horse. What I did not expect was a wooden bench with steps and what appeared to be a saddle placed securely on top. What alarmed me were two vertical phallic appendages attached to the saddle.
An excerpt.... 'We are here for a riding lesson, not to exchange niceties.' She replied sharply. Maybe this was a mistake? We reached a room. Riding breeches stopped and opened the door, then, standing back, she invited me to enter.'Oh my God, what is THAT!' I reacted, turning to my host.'That is your riding lesson! Do you like it?' When I entered this equestrian woman's home, I had expected to see straw, my nostrils invaded by the scent of stables.
I certainly expected to see at least one horse. What I did not expect was a wooden bench with steps and what appeared to be a saddle placed securely on top. What alarmed me were two vertical phallic appendages attached to the saddle.