The Man Who Sold The World. The Magicians

Good quotes from The Man Who Sold The World"The US president has met the new rulers of the Earth, " said the tv. On the tv was President Biden looking nervously at a mean looking grey alien."I can't believe they surrendered to the X-zeraciens, " said Blake."Is this the start of world war 3?" asked Biden."I know about Putin he won't win, " said The King of the Earth."Ok who are you guys!" said Biden."...
the Emperor of The Universe and his Judge!""Come on, man! You aren't more of them, " said the president."No, they are invaders we are the owners of the Earth, " Blake said. The aliens translator looked nervous."You know of us what did he do?" ask The King the celestial emperor."He gave us this planet, " said the alien."They kidnapped me, " said the translator."You gave us this world to get back here and work with us here, " said the grey."He's a conman, " said BlakeAs The Man Who Sold the World is a very short piece book includes Bad Omens  and Rogue of Honor or The Assassin a similar longer short stories by same author from the same series.