Heaven has an opening. Apply within. In a celestial bureaucracy where paradise runs on quotas, paperwork, and quiet panic, Merrian is an unlikely applicant for the highest post in existence: God. She's one of hundreds summoned before the divine selection panel-where success depends not on piety, but performance. Empathy modules. Ethical hypotheticals. A live omnipotence simulator. While other candidates conjure miracles and unleash plagues of unintended consequences, Merrian hesitates.
She watches. She declines. And in doing so, she becomes the most worshipped of all. Both biting and tender, The God Candidate is a metaphysical satire about belief, power, and the strange ways we search for meaning. Because what if the next God wasn't the boldest, or the holiest-But the last person who wanted the job?Apply yourself to the divine-read The God Candidate today.
Heaven has an opening. Apply within. In a celestial bureaucracy where paradise runs on quotas, paperwork, and quiet panic, Merrian is an unlikely applicant for the highest post in existence: God. She's one of hundreds summoned before the divine selection panel-where success depends not on piety, but performance. Empathy modules. Ethical hypotheticals. A live omnipotence simulator. While other candidates conjure miracles and unleash plagues of unintended consequences, Merrian hesitates.
She watches. She declines. And in doing so, she becomes the most worshipped of all. Both biting and tender, The God Candidate is a metaphysical satire about belief, power, and the strange ways we search for meaning. Because what if the next God wasn't the boldest, or the holiest-But the last person who wanted the job?Apply yourself to the divine-read The God Candidate today.