The Bad Writer's Guide to Cheating on Your NaNoWriMo Book

Can you join the National Novel Writing Challenge and cheat your way to success? Well, what do you think? Read the title. You totally can cheat your way to finishing a book in a month. Every November, thousands of people attempt to write a novel in one month. It's a big thing. Lots of people struggle to write a 50, 000 word book in that short time. Such dedication. You know what we call such focused people? Suckers! Buy this book and learn the ways of cheating on your NaNoWriMo book like a bad writer.
Bad Writers cheat and have more fun. This book will show what a joy it is to not follow the rules. For centuries, the Institute of Bad Writers have helped people, people like you, turn into great bad writers. They have produced books that will make even the most talented author, a successful hack. This time, they are focusing on the weird habit of writing a novel in November, like everyone else. This is more than a guide book, this is a cash grab. Get it today.