The Adventures of Ominous Crane

What kid doesn't love having a blast with their grandfather? Especially when it's blasting heads from Hallowed Men and witches from their brooms!Orin Crane surely does, as his grandfather is the world famous child adventurer, Ominous Crane! What's this I hear you say? You have never heard of him. Well then let me clear things up right this moment!Ominous Crane has battled not only the dark spirits that prey on humanity, but also rock trolls, centaurs, dragons and a mysterious creature that lurks in the depths of the ocean! Now, I must warn you, that what hides inside of this book may scare you.
Matter of fact, put down this book and walk away while you still can!