Splat! A Wet and Messy Story

I was in the middle of a long dry spell. It felt like forever since I'd been with a man and this was starting to make me feel lonely and inadequate. Not to mention horny. And then came William. He was tall, but not so tall that he would be hard to kiss. He looked fit and certainly moved with ease. He was polite and his deep voice tickled the back of my neck. William had a nice face. Not super-model handsome.
More of a regular guy face. But a smile had lit up his eyes when he took the first sip of his coffee. Definitely easy to look at. His hair was brown, but not very dark, and had been shampooed recently. But two obstacles stood in the way of me getting to know William. The first was Ruby, a vivacious redhead who had already begun to get her hooks into him. The second was green slime. Any woman who wanted William would need to go through gooey green gunge.