Slimmerville ..The Holy Grail Weight Loss Formula - E-book - ePub

Hello future Slimmer'ville residentsWriting this book was far easier than finding a way to describe it, so i came up with the idea to take a short extract from the book, ..to give you a glimpse of the man who wrote it. It is not representative of the book or the formula as a whole in any way, but is poignant in the sense that it describes what the world has come to. A case of ..the blind leading the blindin a world where vulnerable people are subjected and at the mercy of those selling crazy fads and weight loss drugs ..whose sole purpose is to make money   the following is the extract  Before you even start the journey of losing all the weight you have been wishing you could, but more importantly can and  ..'' will ''by the end of this book' not only will you have a smile on your face, you will also be wishing that i had written it years ago and saved you a lifetime of all the    '' IDIOTIC '' funky monkey ..fads ..diets ..fasting ..detoxing ..and half baked ideas about fruit loop theories of grapefruit ..lemon and every other fruit under the sun ..
Juice's. And let's not forget home delivered meals, from companies that '' CONVINCED '' you, that '' YOU '' need professional help with losing weight.   Really ..why?Eat this ..don't eat that, and half of it is rabbit food with a tablespoon of dressing that is not only calorie counted to the microgram, but leaves you hungry and feeling like Bugs Bunny at the end of the day, which is perfectly fine ..if you are Bugs Bunny,    Who wants to eat rabbit food all day ..anyone? Didn't think so To all the salad and rabbit food lovers, please take note that while I'm making light humor about rabbit food, I want you all to know that I personally love salads,   very big fan ..yum.
But even though I love salads as they are delicious and healthy, ..one cannot live on' or have a healthy balanced life ..on salads alone, or should anyone be convinced that rabbit food is the way to losing weight.   As Bugs Bunny would say .." What's up, Doc? ''   Guess what, this Doc says thanks ..but no thank you  And now to humanity's greatest idea of all time, that i left for last, which also happens to be my most favorite of all, The one and only ..'' Thoroughly Thought Through '' and most Stupendously Idiotic of the lot    '' STARVING YOURSELF TO DEATH '' What an Amazing idea, I wish I had thought of that one ..
Ingenious !!   Threwout the book in certain places, i use humour to take the edge off the daunting reality of losing weight, but believe me, there is nothing daugnting about losing weight when you use my formula, its so simple and easy, you will not believe it worksso..now all you have to do is read this book, follow the formula and ..watch magic happenSlimmer'ville is waiting ..see you soon