Size Matters

Get ready to lace up for the wildest ride in sneaker history with SIZE MATTERS: ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S THE LAST PAIR ON EARTH - the only survival guide you'll ever need when kicks are scarce, style is life, and apocalypse-ready feet demand more than just rubber soles. This tongue-in-cheek, adrenaline-fueled extravaganza dives deep into sneaker culture's most ridiculous, passionate, and downright savage moments-from hypebeasts battling for that limited drop to sneakerheads hoarding their holy grails like dragon-guarded treasure.
Think "Mad Max" meets "Sneaker Con" in a dystopian playground where resale prices soar higher than any air bubble and every scuff tells a story of survival, street cred, and straight-up madness. Packed with sarcasm, snark, and sneaker science, this book delivers everything from sneaker wars, rare kicks, hyped releases, to underground trades and sneakerhead rituals-because when the last pair on Earth is up for grabs, the stakes are higher than your favorite Air Max's sole.
It's a cultural deep dive into obsession, identity, and the cutthroat economics of kicks in a world gone crazy. Whether you're a collector, a wearer, or just here for the laughs and drama, SIZE MATTERS will have you hooked with its razor-sharp wit, thrilling tales of sneakerhead survival, and the eternal question: to wear or to sell? Spoiler alert-both choices come with epic consequences and zero refunds.
Step in, strap tight, and prepare for a gravity-defying, style-crushing, sole-stomping journey you never knew you needed but won't be able to put down. Because when the world's ending, and sneakers are all that's left, trust us-SIZE MATTERS more than ever.