Satan's Shopkeeper

SOME PARDONS SHOULDN'T BE GRANTED. Alexander Picklesbee is your average, fifty-year-old British shopkeeper living in New York City. Average, at least, for a former resident of Hell. He provides local shops on Earth with his temporary services in exchange for the opportunity to banish his corrupted customers to someplace a bit... warmer. Alexander peers into the souls of the wicked and sells them the perfect item that they have rightfully earned through their dastardly mortal deeds.
All while keeping yet another little nefarious secret. But the patrons should be wary of their new treasures as they may not be what they appear. Just like their local shopkeeper. And be sure to read the fine print on your receipt because Alexander does not accept returns of your purchase... or your soul.