Rotten School #9: Party Poopers

Bernie Bridges has it all figured out. April-May June-the hottest girl in the fourth grade-will ask him to the annual girl-invite-boy school dance. They'll dance the night away, and April-May June will totally fall for him. There's only one problem: Reality. April-May June doesn't WANT to go with Bernie. She wouldn't go with Bernie even if he was the last guy on earth. Then Jennifer Ecch-the Nightmare Girl-swoops in and asks Bernie to the dance.
Yuck! How can he shake the unshakable Ecch?Bernie has a plan. He'll convince Jennifer that he is lower than toe fungus and not worthy enough to go to the dance with her. But love is blind. Jennifer loves Bernie-no matter what. So Bernie has no choice. The time has come to hold a long-distance snot-blowing contest right in front of Jennifer. That should be gross enough to get Jennifer out of his life-shouldn't it?