Rescue From Planet Pleasure. Felix Gomez, #5

Planet Pleasure. The one place in the galaxy you seriously want to avoid, but it's the next stop for Felix Gomez, detective-vampire and undead enforcer. His mission: rescue the bodacious vampiress, the hyper-sexual Carmen Arellano, from the clutches of ruthless warrior aliens. Her captors have doomed themselves by honing their military prowess at the expense of their libido, and Carmen is their last chance in regaining their mojo before they die out.
Felix can't waste any time because Phaedra, the ruthless bloodsucking ingénue--now with extra-superpowers--is making good on her threat to destroy the Araneum and take over the undead underworld. Luckily, Felix is not alone in his quest to save Carmen and stop Phaedra. That redheaded whirlwind with a gun, Jolie, has got his back. Also lending a hand is everyone's favorite down-and-out trickster sage, Coyote, and he's brought along his mom...la Malinche...aka La Llorona! Here it comes, ground zero of a mega-ton story bristling with action, interstellar double-crosses, skin-walkers, Hopi magic, and trigger-happy goons.
Exactly what you'd expect from Felix Gomez."Acevedo is a very disturbed man--and I mean that in the absolute finest sense of the term."-Tim Dorsey"...horror fan's perfect vacation read."-Publisher's Weekly"Decidedly good, clean, unwholesome fun."-Baltimore Sun"The most imaginative story I've read in months...trashy...silly and so much fun."-Seattle Stranger"Gleefully debunks vampire lore and creates new rules of the game."-La Bloga"A comedic approach to vampirism."-Baltimore Sun"A sassy, fast, fun read."-Boulder Camera"A witty, fast-paced, detective tale that also manages to update vampire lore in clever and imaginative ways."-El Paso Times"Part hard-boiled private eye, part soft-core porn, and part pure humor."-Statesman Journal, Oregon"A high-speed, well-crafted romp through the forests of the night."-Booklist